This photo of Tiffany Fallon as Wonder Woman appeared in the latest issue of Playboy:

Nice. But, come on — we all know those flawless Playboy wonder-women are heavily airbrushed. It’s true! As proof, through secret unnamed sources, The Arf Lovers Blog has obtained a scandalous, undoctored photo from the Playboy files AND shocking evidence of their top-secret touch-up techniques. Here’s the original photo of Tiffany, as it came from the photographer’s camera:

So here’s the step-buy-step unvarnished truth about how Playboy worked their “magic:”

First, they covered up an unsightly armpit with hair extensions. (Sometimes, models forget to shave. Other times, it all grows back during the photo shoot.)

Next, imperfections on the skin, including glasses, were cleared up by the Playboy Photoshop-ers. (There are some blemishes that makeup just can’t cover.)

Finally, they modified Tiffany’s body shape entirely to fit a pleasing-though-totally-unrealistic ideal.

And there you go! That’s how Playboy created the “perfect” Wonder Woman. Although I personally greatly prefer the natural beauty of the original shot.

Yay!

Yuck.