Did you see the trailer for Ant Man? This wasn’t just a teaser. Or the teaser for the teaser. No, this time they finally showed the actual trailer! This may be a new record for movie promotion. The film doesn’t open until July and they’re already promoting it like it premieres next week. I’m looking forward to the next version of the trailer which we’ll see in a month or two. Soon we’ll see advertisements for it. BRAND NEW TRAILER COMING SOON!

That having been said, Ant Man looks good. And I’ve been waiting to see an Ant Man movie since 1962, so I’ll be buying my ticket any day now.

“But wait,” I can hear you thinking. “How can you talk about Ant Man without sharing an Ant Man record? Surely no one has written a song about this miniature marvel.” O, ye of little faith. Of course I have an Ant Man song to share with you. That’s why they call me “D.J. David B., King of the Unnecessary Records.”

The real question is whether I’ll be able to dig up a Giant Man song. You’ll just have to wait and see.

Click the link below and be somewhat entertained!