AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF!-WE HAVE OUR WINNER!!!
The internet was never so a-buzz, the excitement was intense. ATTAM made American Idol look like a Junior High School talent contest. The votes were nail-biting close between the top Moms up until the very last second. Thank you to our esteemed judges, Heidi MacDonald (The Beat), Jerry Beck (Cartoon Brew) and John Martz (Drawn). And thanks especially to all our loyal Arf Lovers and brand new readers who came via Journalista to Newsarama to Forbidden Planet and many more blogs. We thank you all for your enthusiasm and for exercising your right to choose-in droves. But, now who got the most votes? Which Mom have you deemed is the most desirable?! JUST WHO THE HECK IS AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF?!?! You’ll learn the answer to that question right after this word from America’s Top Toon-A-MILF’s sponsor…
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The critics are raving about the Arf books! Listen to what they say:
“Eye-popping revelations!â€
—The Boston Globe
“Audacious wit!”
—Hogan’s Alley
“Delightfully subversive!”
—Comics Buyer’s Guide
“A visual cocktailâ€
—Thurston Moore/Sonic Youth
“An eclectic cacophony!”
—Hi-Fructose Magazine
“Gorgeous wacked out artâ€
—Comic Book Marathon
“Idiosyncratic and valuableâ€
—Comic Book Galaxy
“A glut of eye candy!”
—See Magazine
“Extraordinary…bold, unexpected!”
—Publishers Weekly
“Filled with treasure!”
—The Patriot News
“It’s a treat. Get one!”
—R. C. Harvey/The Comics Journal
OK Arf Lovers, here is word you’ve been waiting for…the…winner…of…the..America’s Top Toon-A-MILF-Battle of the Cartoon Moms!…contest…is…none…other…than…the…beautiful…lovely…sexy…
Morticia Addams
— C. Yoe (in the funny papers)
[...] A subject of great importance to admirers of sequential art across the world has been discussed and debated in depth recently on Craig Yoe’s Arf Lover’s site - as the comics quarter of the blogosphere argued over the Mary Jane statue’s merits - a giggle or misogny incarnate? - Craig’s readers had more weighty matters on their mind - just who is the hottest cartoon mum? Yes, the Toon-a-MILF has come to an end, the hustings are finished and the votes counted; it came right down to the wire but the People have spoken and by a majority so slender it could have come from the recent Scottish parliament elections Alice Mitchell was beaten out by Morticia Addams (183 to 187 votes, respectively). [...]
Yay for Morticia, long one of my favourite cartoon ladies. And well done, Craig - now in the interests of gender balance are we gonna have a cartoon dad version (DILFs??). My money would be on Fred Flintstone if we are.
[...] Morticia Addams: America’s top cartoon MILF. [...]
We wuz robbed! I voted for Alice six times!
What do the rest of you think? Should we do as Joe suggests and have a DILF contest? I’m open to it if the Arf Lovers demand it!
yay Morticia! who’s 3rd place?
third place was Ms. Betty Rubble.
thanks!