America’s Top Toon-A-MILF-The Final Day!
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The numbers themselves are staggering, Over 20,000 viewers, over 600 voters, but when it comes down to it its all about our six finalists. Mama Katzenjammer has barely got a vote (Hi, Mike Lynch!) and was the subject of child beating accusations. Bambi’s Mom fared a little better, but certainly isn’t out of the woods yet. Lois Griffin is just a wee-bit ahead of Bambi’s Mom. Betty Rubble has been gaining more and more votes the last few days but still trails behind our two front runners.
There’s the big story; Alice Mitchell, Dennis the Menace’s mom and Morticia Addams of the Addams: dead tied with each having garnered 29% of the votes. With only a few hours to go till the 5:00 contest closing who will win between those two? Blond or Brunette? Suburban sexy or Spooky sultry?
Or is there a rumbling in the hearts of the uncommitted voters, or should we say Rubble. Betty Rubble, in a last effort, some will say a deplorable desperate attempt, has sent in a salacious photo with instructions to post it “for my fans”.
The drawings of Alice below are from a model sheet by her creator Hank Ketcham. The drawings of Morticia are special drawings done by Charles Addams for flaps of his books. And then there’s that Betty pic that has origins unknown.
The last remaining voters will scroll down to May 13th, our Mother’s Day post wherehem to vote in these last remaining hours! Then I’ll see you at 5:00 p.m. New York time for the exciting results!!!





— C. Yoe (in the funny papers)


































I think the sexiest Betty picture I’ve seen is Glenn Barr’s “Bad Betty” painting. It’s amazing.
Mama Katzenjammer nary a vote?!?!?! This is a CONSPIRACY! I put it to you, Craig, it’s VOTER FRAUD!!!!!!!
I think the Betty artist’s name is Jab.
Listen, Mike, why don’t you just calm down. The Arf Lover’s log is above reproach. We used basically the same method to count the votes as were used in Florida in the last Presidential election.
Jab has always been one of my favorites. Though you have to be interested in certain cartoon fetish circles to be aware of him. Craig, I vote that you should give him at at least a page in an upcoming Arf. Though the legal issues surrounding his parody work might ruffle more than a few feathers.