Yoe Got Mail! America’s Top TOON-A-MILF-Battle of the Cartoon Moms!
The debate over who should be America’s Top TOON-A-MILF begins-and we haven’t even announced the contestants!
Yo, Craig!
Are we to this point?
Ah, me…
Is Blondie hotter than Daisy Mae? Tough call.
Vintage Fritzi Ritz Vs. Moon Girl from Dick Tracy? Dennis Mitchell’s mom?
I’m guessing poor Lois (sorry, Hi) and the Family Circus mom won’t make the cut.
-David Scroggy/Dark Horse Comics
Yo, David!
Yes, we’re at this point-isn’t it thrilling?! Blondie vs Daisy Mae—that’s a TOUGH CALL? Are you crazy!?! On the Classic Comics Yahoo Group there was a discussion last year how hot and desirable Lois is—so to each their own, Dave!
Blondie (with Dagwood)
Daisy Mae (with Lil’ Abner)
Fritzi Ritz
Miss Moon Maid
Alice Mitchell (Dennis Mitchell’s mom, with Hank Mitchell)
Lois (with Hi and the kids)
Thelma (Family Circus, with Daughter Dolly)
Over on the Comics Journal Message Board Mike Baehr asks, “Is there anyway Blondie can not win this?” Eric Reynolds was quick to reply, “If Momma has anything to say about it, yes!”
Eric Reynolds’ wet dream.
Lots of comments in yesterday’s post about the contest below. Throw in your thoughts. And stay tooned for Mother’s Day May 13th when our celebrity judges will announce the contestants for “America’s Top T(.)(.)N-A-MILF—Battle of the Cartoon Moms!
— C. Yoe (in the funny papers)
Oh Daisy Mae by a mile. But Moonbeam McSwine by two miles, or even three!
but was moonbeam a MOM?!? (pigs don’t count)
Can I confess that I have always been creeped out by my feelings for Aunt Fritzi?
As much as I respect the taste of those nominating T(.)(.)N-A-MILF in their fifties, sixties, and seventies, truth be told there’s a younger, fresher, hipper breed around.
Honorable Mention:
Connie Duncan (ZITS) — She and hubby Walt celebrated their son Jeremy’s weekend trip by spending most of Saturday doing the nasty. Bonus points for grossing Jeremy out when he came home by threatening to tell him details. Extra bonus points for the weirdest (albeit not grotesque) breasts in comics.
First Runner-Up:
Nancy DeGroot (LUANN) — An ex-hippie (flashbacks have shown her in hot pants and halters) not staid suburban middle class mom, Nancy is still generating a lot of heat with hubby Frank. A year or so back they went to “Couples Camp” and while what happens at Couples Camp stays at Couples Camp, they eye-contact and innuendo suggested it was not an experience that could safely be duplicated in the confines of one’s home.
Winner:
Janis [no last name] (ARLO & JANIS) — The female half of a boomer couple well known in comics for the healthiest libidos around, she and her husband enjoy a good, stable, happy relationship that includes mutual showers, multi-room hany-panky when son Gene is away, and the wonders of videography.
Fritzi Ritz? Technically, not a real mom.
BTW: she was pretty hot in her own strip before she was saddled with her niece, so you can stop being creeped out for those feelings, Jason.
Hey, did I miss something? When did Daisy Mae become a Mom?
Btw, Craig, I really appreciate the dubiousness of this entire debate - keep up the good work!