America’s Top Toon-A-MILF-Battle of the Cartoon Moms!
Big news in Arf Land! Debuting on Mother’s Day, May 13th, will be the sure to be popular Arf Lover’s Blog reality show: AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF-BATTLE OF THE CARTOON MOMS! You Arf Lovers will have the exciting opportunity to vote on your favorite determining AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF!!! Can you stand the anticipation?!? Spread the word and toon in Mother’s Day to see who AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF contestants are and to start the voting!
— C. Yoe (in the funny papers)
I’ll be SHOCKED if Betty Rubble doesn’t win.
Betty Rubbles a hottie but there’s a LOT of hot TOON-A-MILFs in the contest-it’s gonna be a real nail-biter! Let the battle begin!
Hard to say. It would be a toss up for me between Betty Rubble, Wilma Flinstone, Jane Jetson, Blondie, Dexter’s mom and Kim Possible’s mom.
david-the celebrity judges (soon to be announced) have determined only ONE of your choices is in the contest!!!
My money is on Alice “Dennis the Menace’s mom” Mitchell.
I am shocked at this outrageous contest!
And even more shocked that Mama from Katzenjammer Kids has not been mentioned. She will be, hands down, duh winnuh!!!!!
3 of the 6 contestants as determined by the celebrity judges have been mentioned by the posters above.
Two words: Andy Fox.
how about up my ass, hellman!
One word:
BLONDIE!
I’ve always thought there was something sexy about Thel (Family Circus) and Alice (Dennis the Menace). They’re the moms next door!
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Ms. Buxley (Beetle Bailey), Lois (Hi and Lois) and the Hot Chick (B.C.)
blondie, hands down.
but Lois, of Family Guy has been in the most compromising sexual situations for a ‘prime time’ toon. so she’s pretty hot too.
C’mon - Daisy Mae Yokum!
How about an adult guardian who serves in a parental role? Because in that case, Aunt Fritzie wins, hands down.
Let me tell you guys, from personal experience, none of them could possibly match Queen Hippolyta.
I’ve just been letting everything wash over me. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing. I’ve just been sitting around not getting anything done.