Bleep Bleep!
“It’s frightening. I watched a Road Runner cartoon with my little girl. They dropped a rock on the coyote and flattened him, but he popped right up again. That’s really shocking to me because when a child grows up with that sort of thing, he’ll feel he can go around hitting people on the head with a hammer and they’ll be all right!” - Charles (Death Wish) Bronson.
— C. Yoe (in the funny papers)
Just because it works with coyotes doesn’t mean it will work with people. Even a child knows that!
Oh, come on, Chuck! I watched this stuff a thousand times, and it never once made me think I could safely jump off a cliff.
And millions of people, since the 1940s, have watched the same cartoons. By your logic, we should have all died by now.
It’s.
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Cartoon.
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