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Yo, Craig!
So, I’m the very last photo, huh? Story of my life- bringing up the rear!
Anyway, it was good to see you. Not great, perhaps, but good.
Next time I’m in NY I’ll certainly try to visit your castle- assuming it will accommodate my entourage. You know, the usual group- makeup girl, stunt double, publicity staff, bodyguards, agents, manager, hair dresser and the ever-present band of worshippers, acolytes and devotees.
Would write even more brilliant stuff for you but I gotta rush out to an appointment now. You know how Spielberg worries when I’m late!
Excelsior!
-Stan
Yo Stan,
As I recall that would be “Sam Spielberg” the shoe-shine guy on the first floor of your office building that you have an appointment with every Tuesday. Don’t forget to bring the brown wingtips! Anyway, I’m glad it was good for you- it was good for me.
Eggs benedict!
-Craig
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