Toon-A-MILF…CATFIGHT!
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The “America’s Top Toon-A-MILF-Battle of the Cartoon Moms” contest could have easily slipped into the tawdry, the salacious, the unseemly. But, we’re proud to say that it has been a been a classy, dignified affair that has taken the high road-until now! ***CATFIGHT***!!!
Now it’s down to two highly motivated contestants, Morticia Addams and Alice Mitchell.
They both want this so bad they can taste it! The “Battle” part of the “Battle of the Cartoon Moms” has begun! For the last couple of days the other contestants have been left far behind and it’s been a nail-biter between Morticia Addams and Alice Mitchell.
Now forget the nail-biting, make way for the nail scratching, the hair pulling, the face slapping. This is reality blogging at it’s best! In THAT spirit, following is some of Morticia’s and Alice’s best cartoons. You, Arf Lovers, are going to decide the winner. Do you want the wholesome yet very sexy, curvy blonde homemaker, Alice Mitchell? Or do you go to the dark side with the original Goth Girl, dark haired sultry and romantic Morticia Addams?
Or, heck, if you want to vote for Mama Katzenjammer, Lois Griffin or Bambi’s Mom it’s a free country and it’d be tres exciting to have an upset. Whatever way you swing, just scroll down to the Sunday May 13th post and exercise your right to decide now.
This thrilling catfight will go on all weekend and the victor will emerge and be announced at the end of the day Monday. Rowwwrrr!

— C. Yoe (in the funny papers)












































No contest. Alice Mitchell has it goin’ on!
Uh, Dave, Morticia is now ahead by 3%.
Sorry, but you won’t catch Morticia in a swim suit like Alice Mitchell. Besides, she’s too skinny. Go Alice!