Scandal Rocks Toon-A-MILF Contest: Mama Katzenjammer Alleged Child Beater!
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The “America’s Top Toon-A-MILF-Battle of the Cartoon Moms” Contest (scroll below) has been rocked with scandal with photos being posted all over the internet of Mama Katzenjammer by all appearances brutally beating the Katzenjammer Kids. A representative of The Arf Lover’s Blog has issued this statement: “We don’t advocate or in any way support child abuse, in fact we’re against it. But, having said that, the Toon-A-MILF contest has never been about parenting skills. For that matter even our most popular Toon MILF so far in the contest, Dennis’ mom Alice Mitchell, has raised a child well known as a menace. If these allegations are true we do urge Mama Katzenjammer to seek professional help, a good anger managment therapy group would definitely be in order. But, if you want WEIRD, how about that Morticia Addams?!”
The public reaction to Katzenjammer has been harsh, they have simply not voted for Mama, in fact she’s gotten less votes than Bambi’s mom. One blogger has been quoted as saying “Moma’s one lone vote isn’t because of the allegations Mama Katzenjammer is a child beater, but because she’s grotesquely fat and ungodly ugly”. For whatever reasons the German community has been quick to disassociate themselves from Ms. Katzenjammer. Mama Katzenjammer could not be reached for comment, she was busy wailing on her incorrigible brats with a big wooden stick.
=W*A*R*N*I*N*G: GRAPHIC PICTURE OF ALLEGED CHILD BEATING FOLLOWS!=

Good disciplinarian or child beater?

Are the men in Mama Katzenjammer’s life enablers?
Voting for the “America’s Top Toon-A-MILF” contest (scroll below) will continue through the week with the winner being announced next Monday.

— C. Yoe (in the funny papers)


































Yeah, but the beatings were justified!
Mike, that’s a slippery slope… Besides, I think the Katzenjammer Kids are really just misunderstood children just trying their darndest to get parental attention and love. At their core I’m sure they have little hearts of gold. They are merely “acting out” and need our sympathy and undertanding not this severe corporal punishment. That’s my two cents.
No doubt about it. America’s Top Toon-A-MILF is Blondie! And the only thing better than Blondie is Cookie!
There’s also an angry voice-mail, where she calls them “Rude, thoughtless little pigs”.