A Special Message From Craig Yoe’s Mother:

Please don’t buy Craig’s awful Arf books! These books have naughty pictures and other items of questionable taste in them that make me ashamed to call Craig my son. I burned his comic books when he went to college and I thought that would be the end of it. I had so much hoped that Craig would follow in his father’s footsteps and become a proctologist, something that I could be proud to tell my friends about. Now he sits around drawing funny pictures instead of having a real job. So, please, I beg of you not to buy these Arf books, it only encourages Craig to produce more such filth.

Most sincerely,
Betty Yoe

Craig replies:
Screw you, Mom! I dig my books the most to say the least and you can’t make me stop doing them! In fact, speaking of the next book and mothers here’s a preview from Arf Museum where I compare Mamma Katzenjammer with Picasso’s portrait of Gertrude Stein. In the Picasso chapter I talk about how Pablo was, according to Stein, a big Katzie fan. Listen you old lady , I’m gonna keep coming up with stuff like this cause I like it and all the cool kids do comic books!

And I’m not eating my vegetables, either! I say they’re spinach and I say the hell with it!