Super I.T.C.H » Blog Archive » Arf Lovers Proudly Presents: America’s Top Toon-A-MILF–Battle of the Cartoon Moms!
Get these books by
Craig Yoe:
Archie's Mad House Krazy Kat & The Art of George Herriman: A Celebration
Archie's Mad House The Carl Barks Big Book of Barney Bear
Archie's Mad House Amazing 3-D Comics
Archie's Mad House Archie's Mad House
Archie's Mad House The Great Treasury of Christmas Comic Book Stories
Archie's Mad House The Official Fart Book
Archie's Mad House The Official Barf Book
Popeye: The Great Comic Book Tales of Bud Sagendorf Popeye: The Great Comic Book Tales of Bud Sagendorf
Archie: Seven Decades of America's Favorite Teenagers... And Beyond! Archie: Seven Decades of America's Favorite Teenagers... And Beyond!
Dick Briefer's Frankenstein Dick Briefer's Frankenstein
Barney Google: Gambling, Horse Races, and High-Toned Women Barney Google: Gambling, Horse Races, and High-Toned Women
Felix The Cat: The Great Comic Book Tails Felix The Cat: The Great Comic Book Tails
Klassic Krazy Kool Kids Komics The Golden Collection of Klassic Krazy Kool KIDS KOMICS"
"Another amazing book from Craig Yoe!"
-Jerry Beck
Dan DeCarlo's Jetta Dan DeCarlo's Jetta
"A long-forgotten comic book gem."
-Mark Frauenfelder
The Complete Milt Gross Comic Books and Life Story The Complete Milt Gross Comic Books and Life Story
-Playboy magazine
"Stunningly beautiful!"
- The Forward
"An absolute must-have."
-Jerry Beck
The Art of Ditko
The Art of Ditko
"Craig's book revealed to me a genius I had ignored my entire life."
-Mark Frauenfelder
The Greatest Anti-War Cartoons
The Great Anti-War Cartoons
Introduction by Nobel Peace Prize winner Muhammad Yunus
"Pencils for Peace!"
-The Washington Post
Boody: The Bizarre Comics of Boody Rogers
Boody: The Bizarre Comics of Boody Rogers
"Crazy, fun, absurd!"
-Mark Frauenfelder
More books by Craig Yoe
Sunday, May 13, 2007

Arf Lovers Proudly Presents: America’s Top Toon-A-MILF–Battle of the Cartoon Moms!

Craig: Welcome to “America’s Top Toon-A-MILF–Battle of the Cartoon Moms!” This is the show where YOU decide the sexiest Mom in the Toon World! Things really kicked off big on Mother’s Day with our beautiful Toon Hopefuls! Blonde bombshell Alice Mitchell took an early lead but now both Hottie Betty Rubble and Morticia Addams, whose been called the original Goth Girl, are fast closing in. Trailing behind those three Toon MILFs is lovely Lois Griffin. And getting some repectable votes (if we could call it that) is Bambi’s Mom who is amazingly is getting more votes than Mama Katzenjammer who’s barely on the charts. Guess you folks don’t for the Big Beautiful Woman! Every vote counts in this exciting contest and it’s not over till, I guess, Mama Katzenjammer sings! Before we present our beautiful contestants from which you’ll make your choice, let me again welcome our esteemed judges…

Author of many books, animation producer and historian, from the Cartoon Brew blog, put your hands together for Jerry “Randy Jackson” Beck!

She’s edited the comics in Disney Adventures, worked for DC Comics , now she’s is the ace reporter from The Beat blog. Give a warm welcome to Heidi “Paula Abdul” MacDonald!

He makes and breaks illustrators careers on his wildly popular blog He promises to not hold back today when he shoots from the hip reviewing our hopeful Toon Moms. Please welcome the guy you love to hate–no booing please–John “Simon Cowell” Martz…

Craig: Thank you judges, now we’re going meet the “America’s Top TOON-A-MILF” contestants, one of whom will be our sexy winner! We’re going to meet them, yes, right after this word from our sponsor, the incredible, and often sexy themselves, Arf books…

Arf Forum

The critics are raving about the Arf books! Listen to what they say:

“Eye-popping revelations!”
—The Boston Globe

“Audacious wit!”
—Hogan’s Alley

“Delightfully subversive!”
—Comics Buyer’s Guide

“A visual cocktail”
—Thurston Moore/Sonic Youth

“An eclectic cacophony!”
—Hi-Fructose Magazine

“Gorgeous wacked out art”
—Comic Book Marathon

“Idiosyncratic and valuable”
—Comic Book Galaxy

“A glut of eye candy!”
—See Magazine

“Extraordinary…bold, unexpected!”
—Publishers Weekly

“Filled with treasure!”
—The Patriot News

“It’s a treat. Get one!”
—R. C. Harvey/The Comics Journal

Check out the complete previews by clicking on the covers on the upper left of the Arf Lovers Blog. And click on the covers right above to right order now!

Craig: Welcome back. They’re toons, they’re tantlizing and they’re here on their day, Mother’s Day!

First, the Flintstones next door neighbor, the comely cave dweller and our first hot mom! She’s married to the shorty Barney, but she has no shortage of admirers. Her perky smile and sweet squeak of a voice has been winning fans since the 1960s. Please welcome to the Toon-A-MILF stage…Betty Rubble!

Jerry: Betty, you are very hot!

Heidi: Betty your fashion is a little too retro. With your great coloring and figure, I’d like to see you lose the hair bow – it’s way too young for you. Also how about some color in your dress? I see you in some highly tailored looks, maybe Calvin Klein or Rebecca Taylor.

John: Thanks for dressing up. What is that thing, a blue throw-rug? It’s clear why Bamm-Bamm was adopted — your husband probably never goes near you.

Craig: I guess John doesn’t subscribe to the philosphy of “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all!”

Our next contestant is a tow-headed toon that parents a real menace but always looks great. The shapely, languid-eyed beauty…Alice Mitchell! Give her a hand please!

Jerry: Alice, How could you marry that Nerd!

Heidi: A I’d like to see you get a little more adventurous with your hair, Alice, and venture outside the “Madonna for H&M” look for her wardrobe. And lose the bows! Why is it always the bows? You’re a mom, not a lady lawyer in an 80s movie. You have a good figure, show it off in a classy way with some Marc Jacobs or Stella McCartney.

John: Nice set of legs, Alice, but that’s about it. Where’s the personality? It’s a wonder Ketcham didn’t always draw you from just the waist down.

Craig: Uh, okay, John, speaking of “waste”, your comments sure are!

Mamma Katzenjammer has been called a Big Beautiful Woman has buns and a bun that just wont quit. Her mono-bosom is a big presence in comic strips and now Mama will fill out the Toon-A-MILF stage, give it up for…Mama!

Jerry: Sloppy seconds…

Heidi: Oh boy. Where to begin? Mama Katzenjammer you seem to think growing older is a jail sentence – and you’re the “screw”! The hairdo is way too severe – in fact it’s scary. A haircut and maybe switching to an open toed shoe would be a good start. Again with the fussy bows. A boatneck or scoop neck top would be a great way to loosen up her look without dressing too young.

John: We always see you with a rolling pin, Mama, but we never see any baked goods. You’re clearly eating everything the minute it comes out of the oven, aren’t you, fatty?

Craig: Thank you, Mama Katzenjammer. I wonder where Mama Martz was when John was supposed to be learning manners?!

Our next contestant has family values in spades, ADDAMS’ family values! Let’s go to the dark side and give a warm applause to our next Top Toon Mom hopeful…Morticia Addams! By the way, I see Thing in the front row…so THAT’S the sound of one hand clapping!

Jerry: I love it when you speak French!

Heidi: Morticia you are a very beautiful woman and obviously knows what works for your style, but I think it’s become a “dead end” for you. Come on girl, how about a hint of color? With your pale coloring you need to be careful about getting washed out and looking like a corpse, so you might want to invest in a good bronzer. I think you’d look great in a t-shirt and some Seven jeans for a weekend look.

John: Heidi, she should forget the bronze already! Morticia, just got outside and get some sun, why doncha?

Craig: John, you need to stay HOME more!

Speaking of home…homemaker, wife, popular star on the Fox Network, put your hands together for Fox-y…Lois Griffin!

Jerry: I never watch your show.

Heidi: With a family like yours, I’m amazed you haven’t starred in a remake of “The Burning Bed” but you’re made of tougher stuff, I guess. Nonetheless, you need to break out of your working mom clothes. The preppy look only goes so far. Some great accessories would freshen up your look.

John: Wait a minute… you’re a woman? Everybody on your show is so hideously drawn, it’s hard to tell who’s what.

Craig: Well, John, I’m not sure YOU could tell your elbow from your assine comments!

Anyway…she’s out of the woods, she’s a doe-eyed beauty with true animal magnetism, please make a loud-clapping noise for…Bambi’s Mom!

Jerry: Nice legs!

Heidi: The animal print look can really be overdone and far too trend conscious, but I think it’s a natural here! Well done, and the best of the bunch by far.

John: Drop dead gorgeous.

Craig: Well, Mr. Martz, it astounds me how an arbiter of taste can be so tasteless.

Now the REAL arbiters of taste, you the viewers, will decide who is going to be crowned “America’s Top Toon-A-MILF! Simply click below, Arf Lovers, your vote counts! And be sure and let our Toon-A-MILF finalists know what you think–and let the judges know what you think of THEM, too–in our handy comments section below! And don’t forget to order the fascinating Arf books from our generous sponsor! Now to the voting…

Who's the top Toon-a-MILF?

  • Morticia Addams (29%, 188 Votes)
  • Alice Mitchell (28%, 183 Votes)
  • Betty Rubble (23%, 150 Votes)
  • Lois Griffin (11%, 71 Votes)
  • Bambi's Mom (8%, 50 Votes)
  • Mama Katzenjammer (1%, 11 Votes)

Total Voters: 653

Loading ... Loading ...

Don’t miss any of the excitement as the contest unfolds! Be sure and subscribe to the Arf Lovers Blog by clicking on the RSS feed in the upper right corner of the blog. Thank you and stay tooned!!

C. Yoe (in the funny papers)

View the entire blog

18 Responses to “Arf Lovers Proudly Presents: America’s Top Toon-A-MILF–Battle of the Cartoon Moms!”

  1. Dancin' Dave Says:

    Go, Alice, go!

  2. felix Says:

    you all are fools. FOOOLS!!!

    aunt fritzi is clearly the hottest woman in all of toon land.

    perhaps if you need a bit of clarification you should visit this here link:

  3. Charles Says:

    Sorry, Felix. While I agree that Aunt Fritzi is a stunning woman, she’s not a mom.

  4. Torsten Adair Says:

    The hottest toon mom is Daisy Mae Yokum. Determined and athletic enough to catch Lil Abner, a natural beauty, devoted wife, AND she was drawn by Frank Frazetta.

  5. Keath Says:

    What, no June Gale? She’s a mom!

  6. McCrappy » Blog Archive » America’s Top Toon-A-MILF–Battle of the Cartoon Moms! Says:

    [...] [...]

  7. marty Says:

    Where’s Blondie? Lois? Thelma from Family Circus? Clearly you all have not done your homework.

  8. America’s Top Toon-a-MILF Says:

    [...] To help celebrate Mother’s Day, Craig Yoe put on a supreme battle of cartoon moms: America’s Top Toon-a-MILF. It was a week-long look at some of the cartoon world’s most famous mothers. Of course, a blog reality show wouldn’t be a blog reality show without, ahem, blog celebrity judges, so Craig called on Cartoon Brew’s Jerry Beck, The Beat’s Heidi MacDonald, and yours truly. So who’s your favourite cartoon mom? Artscartoon brew, cartoon world, craig yoe, ahem, milf, reality show, jerry beck, blog, celebrity judges, famous mothers, macdonald, heidi, moms, toon, mom [...]

  9. mike r baker Says:

    Darling Dear from Lady and the Tramp had some damn sexy gams, I tell you!

  10. crap Says:

    this is crap..

  11. John B. Says:

    Blondie is the definitive Milf,toon or otherwise.

  12. niffediaraill Says:

    Hi all!


  13. Direvioff Says:

    audrey hepburn look-alike ! audrey hepburns childhood and moon river, audrey hepburn with audrey hepburn myspace layouts

  14. Direvioff Says:

    audrey hepburn look-alike ! audrey hepburns childhood and moon river, audrey hepburn with audrey hepburn myspace layouts

  15. Rock Says:

    Enables users to search the Web, Usenet, and images. Features include PageRank, caching and translation of results, and an option to find similar pages
    quarry tile

  16. Terbitium Says:

    BT6Yhf Hello Perdun! Google.

  17. Terbitium Says:

    BT6Yhf Hello Perdun! Google.

  18. louis vuitton handbags Says:

    Excellent post. I used to be checking continuously this weblog and
    I am inspired! Very helpful information specifically the ultimate section :) I handle such info much.
    I was looking for this certain info for a very long time.
    Thanks and good luck.

    Look into my web site louis vuitton handbags

I.T.C.H is looking forward to your thoughts. Please, no flame. Thanks!