Mother’s day is looming and that can only mean that we’re on the verge of the “America’s Top Toon-A-MILFâ€”Battle of the Cartoon Moms!” contest proudly sponsored by the Arf Lovers Blog. (All right, it can also mean you better be getting off your sorry ass and be ordering flowers for your Old Lady). Anyway, we can now announce the judges that are, right now as we blog, inviting the Toon Moms to pull up a casting couch and tell them all about themselves.
Our first celebrity judge is Heidi “Paula Abdul” MacDonald (with an “a” between her “M” and “c” as Heidi likes to remind us). When Heidi isn’t giving space on her “The Beat” blog to epic pointless debates she is entertainingly presenting top comics world news stories obscenely bankrolled by Publishers Weekly.
Jerry “Randy Jackson” Beck is half of the great Cartoon Brew blog covering the animation industry of the past, present and future. As you can see Jerry has a face for cartoons, not to mention a body and mind. i.e. the guy EATS BREATHES LIVES cartoons (coffGEEKcoff). Jerry has a zillion fantastic animation books to his credit and not only writes about animation but produces great cartoons as well for Nickelodeon, Disney and Warner Bros. Get down with Jerry, dog!
John “Simon Cowell” Martz is known for being a great encouragement to young illustrators on his wildly popular Drawn.ca blog by spotting and showcasing incredible talent. He’s known as a nice guy because we haven’t seen his true colorsâ€”till now. John DOES know what he is talking about because he is himself a amazingly talented artist. But, for the TOON-A-MILF America’s Hottest Cartoon Mom” contest John promises to be candid and uncompromising and even brutally cruel when need be as he helps judge our TOON-A-MILF hopefuls.
As our celebrity judges determine the final contestants that will be presented here on Mother’s Day Sunday May 13 I, Craig “Ryan Seacrest” Yoe, thought you might like to see some of the Toon Moms below that are trying out and attempting to cur our judges favor and who, may or may not make our esteemed judge’s final cut. Ultimately YOU, the Arf Lovers, will take the judges choices and vote the final “TOON-A_MILF-America’s Hottest Cartoon Mom!” And it all starts on Mother’s Day. Is this exciting, or what?!?! Now order those friggin’ flowers!
The lovely Elly Patterson.
Helga is a-peeling.
Jane Jetson in a money shot.
— C. Yoe (in the funny papers)