Big news in Arf Land! Debuting on Mother’s Day, May 13th, will be the sure to be popular Arf Lover’s Blog reality show: AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF–BATTLE OF THE CARTOON MOMS! You Arf Lovers will have the exciting opportunity to vote on your favorite determining AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF!!! Can you stand the anticipation?!? Spread the word and toon in Mother’s Day to see who AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF contestants are and to start the voting!
— C. Yoe (in the funny papers)